Genitalia
🍆EggplantThe classic girthy and erect penis. |
🥕CarrotEggplant penis’s less well-endowed sibling.
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🍌BananaUnwrapping a penis, or a grocery list item for the sex-ed class you’re teaching.
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🌶Hot PepperA really hot, attractive penis. What it may lack in size it makes up for in sheer beauty and heat. |
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♐️Sagittarius Zodiac SignAlso a penis, but impatient, like a typical Sagittarius. |
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🌮TacoA midwestern crunchy shelled vagina stuffed with spicy carnitas.
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🥠Fortune CookieA vagina with a surprise inside. “A golden vagina of opportunity falls into your lap this month.” |
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♈️Aries Zodiac SignThe vagina of the night sky. Pairs well with Saggitarius. |
🍩AnusSomehow this has become the default asshole emoji, for when you need to talk about rim jobs. Chocolate frosting = poop.
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